Your House is a Museum

Manifesto

Want to earn quick cash?          Currently in debt from the Chase bank glitch?          Sell those dusty items lying around!          Art "connoisseurs" pay big bucks for even the most simplest of pieces: blank canvases, thrown paint, and single-colour paintings.          Who's to say your old socks aren't art?

Luckily, its easy to declare something as art, just add a label!          All art pieces whether you like it or not all contain a museum label.          Just add one to all your stuff you want to sell.          In other words, make your house a museum!